11 Acre Wood Blog

Various notes from the Sanders family

"Catitude"

10:41 am on Friday, February 5, 2010

If you have ever owned, been around, or heard of cats (and I think that about covers everyone) then these pictures should  add a little hilarity to your day. Our Grandmother sent us this email the other day and the pictures all made us laugh so hard that we thought we would share. I guess you could call it your Friday Funnies. Hope you enjoy! ~Rebekah

P.S. Sorry about all the cat pictures, Grammy. Thought you might get some laughs anyway. *smile*



















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February 5, 2010 @ 4:04 pm

LOL! Those are cute Bekah! I love the one of the cat in the tree, it reminds me of our cat. He likes to sit in the middle of Mom’s plants and he gives that same inocent expression.
Love ya,
Angela

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February 5, 2010 @ 6:47 pm

VERY funny! Love them Becka!!! My favorite was the “innocent” cat. :)

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February 6, 2010 @ 7:18 pm

I LOVE them!!!!! That is SOOOOO funny!!!!

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February 8, 2010 @ 9:22 pm

This is kind of old, but I always thought it aptly covered the differences between dog and cat. UncleJon

Entries in a dog’s journal:

8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM – OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM – ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM – OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!

Entries in a cat’s journal:

DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
DAY 761 – Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair…must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 – Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was…Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 – I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called “shampoo.” What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 – There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 – I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time……

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February 24, 2010 @ 4:00 pm

That is SOOOO cool!

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February 25, 2010 @ 11:43 am

Great! Really cute!

M

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